It seems to happen everyday. Dinnertime. Why do these sweet little things ALWAYS need to eat? I mean, seriously. Ten minutes after I clean up breakfast, they ask, "Is it snack time yet?" And they are serious. And so am I when I say, "No. You should have eaten more of your breakfast."
I am wondering about something today. How in the world can I keep my sanity (and Jesus) close at hand during something as daily (try three times daily) as a meal?! I start off my days and our meals with the same heart: happy, content, loving the children. I glance over and admire their cuteness as they attempt to spoon the corn into their mouths, mimicking what they see from an adult. But then, failing miserably, all the corn goes trickling down into their bibs and onto the floor. Oh, ha ha, I say, isn't that adorable. The floors are not important -- this moment is. Oh yes, treasure this -- it is so darn cute. I ever-so-softly remind them to say, "May I please," when asking for more fruit. I don my apron and perfectly coiffed hair and serve up a meal that Martha would be proud of. Every food group represented. On a gender-specific divided plate. Ah, yes. A proud moment for any Mama. And this of course would be my delirium speaking. This is not at ALL how it goes down.
The real scoop is that we scramble to the table. My stress level climbs and climbs as Sweet Baby cries louder and louder as his meal is prepared. I stomp around the kitchen like I'm large and in charge. I get stuff done. I plate all the food, neatly arranged on divided plates, and say a prayer for my recently-washed kitchen floors. The kids whine and scream for more "Dora," to which I always say no, but they still ask and throw a tantrum afterward. Sweet Baby is at full-force now, mimicking the F-16s in movies. He grabs a handful of my hair and it comes out because I am still nursing. It lands in the ravioli. I take a deep breath. Kay. We can do this, Jesus. I actually remember to remember him. Get everyone buckled in, and throw the plates down and now the commencement of the shoveling into Sweet Baby's mouth. I probably have not shared that Sweet Baby is in the 97th percentile for *everything*, and it shows. I take bites of my own cold food. One bowl is not enough for Sweet Baby, so I hysterically run to refill his carrots and green beans as he screams and causes the neighbors to consider calling Child Services, whilst the other kids scream for seconds. I remind them to eat their other food. Another thing that I say every single time, and yet no one seems to accept I will not budge.
I am now sweating. I'm starting to get pissed. Seriously pissed. I started off this meal content, happy, and honestly grateful. Now I am scraping the inner bits of mushy ravioli off of the underside of my kitchen table and wondering what in the heck I was grateful for again?! This is after hosing down each child and cursing the moment I chose to eat inside rather than outside on the deck. Brother and Sister are doing the screaming game, you know the one -- to see who can scream more loudly. Sweet Baby screams and wins. Mommy thinks it might all be a trick to see how long before she loses it and takes a sweet sabbatical at a locked facility. Jesus, where are you in this?!
Then, as massive clean up begins, Sister and Brother begin fighting. Selfish hearts, unloving hearts, disobedient hearts -- all of these get disciplined, and I come around the corner. I lovingly tell them the way Jesus would do it, and I encourage them to ask him for help. They are sorry, I forgive. I repeat the mantra in our family, "I love you no matter what." Sweet Baby is still screaming. Why won't he stop?! What is wrong with him, why does he scream like this, what should I do -- oh man, the dishwasher is hanging open and Brother is crawling inside. Sister dumps out the laundry that I folded during nap time (yes, during my supposed break from the madness), and then Sweet Baby spits up everything I shoveled into him ten minutes earlier, all over the counter, floor and Bumbo chair. With that, I am toast.
I want to crumble in a heap and shout, "Why does this have to be so hard?!!!! Why is it frowned upon to swear in front of my children?!!! Where is Jesus when I need him????!!!"
And yes, this is only dinner. We actually eat 2 other meals throughout the day. I don't know about you, Mamas, but I am seriously starting to think I don't have what it takes. Where are those pristine mothers and their secrets?! I need to know how to keep it together when everything gets so LOUD and messy. I would also like to know about the memory loss my children seem to have when they ask me the same inane questions and get the same answers every. single. day. Seriously.
It all gets topped off when Daddy walks in reading my text warning him I am in a foul mood, and I just need some help here... and that's when I drop Sweet Baby in his hands, retreat to my room and talk to you. Because this is my Jesus time. I am lost without him, and apparently
with him too.
I don't know about you, Mamas, but I am unsure of how to "succeed" in these moments. Success, I think, would be keeping my cool, regardless of my circumstances. Staying in peace, as they say. I want to follow after that peace, but I am completely undone by the noise, chaos, demands, and mess that young children bring. And I might add, there is a LOT of it. I waffle between thinking I am "normal," to feeling like I really could've done a better job glorifying Jesus. Then I get all "big picture" with this. Is it ok to be completely undone by circumstances that are messy, out of control and frankly, annoying? And what would glorifying Jesus look like exactly? Well, it turns out I asked him.
He said something stunning. He said "success" was simply turning to him in those moments. Loving him, clinging to him for dear life, sharing my heart with him.
I glorify him by asking him for help under my breath. In doing this simple act, I am acknowledging him as God and humbling to his power and might. That is glory for him.
I glorify him by approaching each mealtime with a glad heart and a grateful heart for this food and for my kids, even though historical evidence would prove there are daily experiences of how much it sucks for all the reasons listed above. Like childbirth, I somehow forget how bad it gets and enjoy the beginning of it.
I glorify him by taking the time to discipline precious hearts that are his, rather than ignoring it and going about my cleaning up. Eternal over the temporal. In doing this, I further God's agenda (training my kids to be like Jesus) and let go of my own (cleaning the kitchen in less than 2 hours).
I glorify him by being honest and real, allowing my kids to see how Mom actually needs God and yes, does have a limit. They learn that they do, in fact, have a choice and when they exercise some self-control, love, and selflessness, it goes a long way. I glorify him by allowing that boiling point to be known because otherwise they will think Stepford Wives are the norm.
I glorify him and please him by accepting his scandalous grace. It is so undeserved and completely mind-boggling. He truly loves me just as I am. Today's special was one pissed-off mother at dinnertime. I can hardly wrap my mind around it.
And finally, I glorify him by remembering to use the saving grace of
The Sound of Music. Sounds crazy, right? It turns out that being a former musical theatre major DOES have its perks, in that I know the words to all sorts of musical numbers that stop the madness in its tracks. I belt out a chorus of "The hills are alive," and the children stop screaming. By the time I get to "when the dog bites, when the bee stings," in
"My Favorite Things," we are laughing and enjoying each other again. And sure enough when I sing
"How Do I Solve a Problem Like Maria?" and change the words to playfully reflect our horrific dinnertime, I've just sung myself happy. A miracle in my midst -- amazing. And that's our Jesus. Playful. Unexpected. Gracious. Jesus knows dinnertime sucks, and he wants to be right in the thick of it with me, enjoying a Broadway show tune.
Now I get it, Jesus. If dinnertime didn't suck, I would never have known that you are secretly a musical theatre buff. Once again, you've shown me another side of your heart. See you tonight around 5pm, Jesus. Maybe we'll try
Guys & Dolls this time.